Does this disgust you as much as it disgusts me...

Sooner or later their lack of talent will shine through

Notre Dame lucked out again last week. It took a football to bounce off of three player's shoulders and not touch the ground, but their luck will not last much longer. They should be a 20 ranked team at best. Charlie Weis is just like Tyrone, a hot first season, but now college football has figured him out and now its back to mediocrity. Here is a Flow Chart that describes a Notre Dame fan.

Breaking News

Dateline: Kipling, NC

Local Man checks NASCAR Fantasy League, Takes Dump

A Kipling resident checked his Nascar.com league today. Then he took a dump. Eyewitnesses say the two events were unrelated. Thank you.

And now, not a moment too soon...

THE MASTER AND THE APPRENTICE!!!!!!

Rumor Mill (that's how he does it)

The latest rumor:

Apparently, during the senior high school 'all night party', money was raised to fund the 10 year high school reunion (which is this Saturday). Well, according to sources close to the BTB's, that raised money has been withdrawn from the bank account that housed it. This is probably why the 'reunion' is at Flanagan's back bar (PARTY!!!!!). I do recall that Zac was Secretary for our class. Also, M. Kish was TREASURER. There was always something fishy about that fella'. If anyone has any comments about this revelation (Z?) please respond. Oh, by the way, I would rather give Dick Chaney CPR than go to the Reunion.

What do they know?

Walmart knows too much. They know Z, T, Chumpass, and I have an alcohol problem (all the beer buying down in Bristol).

Helping you get your business done.... FAST!

My first video embed... sorry if it F's up.

Software error...

Ya' ll should check out this link to a known vulnerability to the stability of a popular software title.

Brilliant Satire...

I tell ya, just get through the first 20 seconds and it gets real good....

Now Back to Politics

Makes you think

Needed Something To Get Juddy Off His Anti-Government Kick

And what better than some classic Artie Lange.

Another Republican Bites the Dust

Somehow this sh*t storm has avoided the White House, even though some in the Administration were involved (they are above any law). Every Congressman and Senator should be booted out of office this election and replaced with fresh faces. At least we might have three months of progress before the lobbyists bribe all of THEM.

How do people still trust his words???

I make it my goal to show every American (who checks out the BTZ's site) to expose our (I mean racist, redneck, paranoid, fantical, religously zealot, neo-conservative, bent on world domination for corporate expansion, and 'daddy got me out of Vietnam' people) President.

Bush needs a translator

...Now They're on a Plane!

Check out the trailer here.

Or see the original here.

There they go...

Well all Jr. would have to do then is just win his restrictor plate races and he is guarenteed to make the "Chase". Theresa Does a good JOB (minus the BLOW).

It's FINALLY Here...

I guarantee this will be the best 45 seconds of your day.

Who left this hole in the ground?

WHO?

Quick! Someone give Mack Brown a tissue

Wah! We need more time! Wah!

update for the BTBz

hey all.

emma and i are going to be in columbus starting sometime friday afternoon through probably tuesday sometime. not sure what everyone wants to do or can afford. chumpassfool is thinking of throwing a get-together on saturday for the richmond race and the OSU/texas game. that should cover the evening. was wondering what, if anything, anyone wanted to do the rest of the weekend. i was thinking kahoots friday night, but if that is too expensive, maybe a bar, gameworks, adobe gilas, or wherever it is you kids go nowadays. i want her to meet everyone and i'd also like to go out and experience the nightlife a bit. whatever anyone can think of. get back to me with ideas. if you can make it to kahoots on friday night or if you have a better suggestion. let's have some fun. i'm also open to suggestions for anything emma should see in columbus for the other days i'm in town. if people aren't working during the day or whatnot we can all get together for something. later.