Friday, June 30, 2006

O-Qua Tangin Wann O-Nee-Sayer-Wann

There are Biaviians, Targzissians, Nyptonians, and Skreeds. Maybe Riley Martin isn't joking around. Better purchase your symbols now.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Progress Report, Part Treux

The healing is going well. I have to wait three more weeks to see what the doc wants to do with the scar. The options include shooting the scar with steroids or scraping the top layer of the scar off to make it smoother. FUN FUN FUN.


Here's a good bit that they did on Stern when they first got to Sirius. I'm sure Juddy has heard it, but I don't think Chad or anyone else has. By the way, does Russ listen to Stern? Russ feel free to chime in and let us know what you're favorite Sirius channels are.

T's Top 5 Sirius Presets:
1. Howard 100/101
2. Hair Nation 23
3. Big 80's 08
4. Octane 20
5. Playboy Radio 198

What will they think of next?

Bill France is gonna tweak the 'Race for the Chase' for the 2007 season. He did not disclose any details. Anyone got any ideas of what the changes will be? I say there will be a nationwide vote and the driver in the 'Race...' with the least votes will be elimated each week.

What will probably happen is they will treat that PUNK Jr. like the NCAA treats Notre Dame Football. All Jr. has to do is be within 600 pts. of the leader before the "Race.." and they will put him in the "Race..."

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Monday, June 19, 2006

Now for something more disgusting...

Kinda reminds me of Pink Floyd's The Wall, only more freaky.

Progress Report, Pard Deux

Well, I had some complications after the stitches were removed.

My face started to turn dark purple by the area of the surgery. I saw the Dr. today and he said I had it clot or something (he was amazed by it as well). So I, again, had to have my face poked & prodded more than Tara Reid has hers at 3:30am on a Saturday of Cinco De Mayo. Numbed, Cut, and Squeezed... and Stuffed. That is not a tampon string coming out of my face.

My Doc said it should heal good, and I shouldn't have to deal with it again, but we'll see. Quato Lives!!!!!!

Hey T, watch your back!!!!

It's finally happened! The cat is outta the bag! Sorry T, they are onto you.

Oh no! It's even worse than I thought.

Got Sirius?

Have you got Sirius yet? If you haven't then you have no idea what you're missing. And if you have sirius you can now listen to Howard 100 and Howard 101 online using your subscription. I'm listening at this very moment. What are you waiting for? Chumpassfool says "Sirius is f#!kin' awesome." T and BtownVJGJHo agree. Not only do you have Howard Stern to Martha Stewart, but you also have the NFL, NHL, NBA, NCAA, and coming in January NASCAR. If you're thinking about buying XM then stop the madness. Opie and Anthony + MLB - Dale Earnhardt Jr. = Absolutely f#!king nothing. And why are you still listening to testicular radio? Even Russ has to be pumped about having Sirius. Get with it. Click on the link on the right.

Sunday, June 18, 2006


hah. i just thought this was pretty funny. it is a mirror site for google, that takes the idea of a mirror site one step further. if you wanna search, put it in backwards. if you use IE, your scroll bar is on the wrong side too.

that's all i got.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

B-Town Statz

As you know, the B-Town Boyz blogsite has a counter. I noticed last night that the hits were over 2700. That's kinda impressive considering there's only about 10 people that actually know (or care) that this blog exist. So I checked out some of the stats for our page. Briefly, this is what I found:

About 1/2 of our hits come from the Columbus area. Another 1/4 come from inside the state of Ohio (mostly Bellaire). The next most hits come from Virginia, which I assume is how C connects to the blog. Then we get hits from India, Texas, and Florida, which make sence because some of us have friends / relatives there. Next, we get the random hits from obsure locations like Ontario, Milwaukeee, Phoenix, New Haven, and San Jose. Go figure.

70% of hits use MS Internet Explorer while the rest use Firefox.

100% of viewers use some Windows operating system with XP being the overwhelming majority at 93%. Still 1% uses ME.

60% of hits have a screen resolution of 1024x768, while 38% use 1280x1024, and 2% still use 800x600.

This is interesting, but somehow, not suprising. Most of the random hits that this site gets are searching for one thing. At least %90 (I'm guessing here) of people that stumble across this site are
looking for this.

And finally, the most disturbing stat. One of the sites that someone has visited directly before ours is
this one. Someone must have been looking for "boyz".

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Roald Hoffmann's Fun House

Remember good ol' Roald Hoffmann? If you don't, here's a clue...

There's more where that came from.
Login is:
Password is: bellaire

If the video doesn't play at first, keep hitting the start button. It'll work eventually.

Progress Report

I'm doing fine. Stitches came out today. Will see Dr. in a month to see what to do to get rid of scar. It's a mighty fine scar, as you see. O.J. only partially succeeded in his 'Columbian Necktie'.

Also I have a weird bruise on my collarbone that goes all the way around my neck. Who knows what the Anesthesiologist did when I was out, but I think he likes bondage (crazy dream I had).

Nobody punch me in the face until at least August. Thanks.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Puzzle me this

This is for the nerdy nuts out there in the Btown fan club.

Monday, June 12, 2006

You Idiot!!!!

Roethlisberger injured in motorcycle crash

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was injured in a motorcycle crash Monday morning and taken to a hospital.

"He was alert and conscious," said Ernie Roman, shift commander for the Allegheny County emergency service.

Steelers Dave Lockett, outside Mercy Hospital, confirmed the accident but did not provide additional details.

In only his second year in the NFL, Roethlisberger helped guide the Steelers to the Super Bowl championship last season.

Calls to Roethlisberger's agent, Leigh Steinberg, were not immediately returned.

The 24-year-old Roethlisberger has said in the past that he prefers not to wear a helmet when riding his motorcycle. He has pointed out Pennsylvania's 35-year-old state law requiring helmets to be worn was amended to make helmets optional.

In May 2005, Steelers coach Bill Cowher lectured Roethlisberger on the dangers of riding without a helmet.

"He talked about being a risk-taker and I'm not really a risk-taker. I'm pretty conservative and laid back, but the big thing is to just be careful," Roethlisberger said at the time. "I'll just continue to be careful. I told him we don't ever ride alone, we always ride in a group of people, and I think it makes it even more safe."

AP Sports Writer Ben Walker contributed to this report.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Get on the bandwagon

You might catch me playing Windows Media Center with Juddy. Yep, I got a 360. After playing some Tiger Woods 06 last week, I went to my local GameStop. They were buying back the xbox for 50 bucks, but gave 80 bucks towards a 360. Combine that with the extra two bucks per game I sold back (I sold everything except Forza and Halo 2) and I got a sweet 150 dollar credit (mostly from the xbox, NHL2K6 and The Godfather) towards the 360. Now to learn how to properly set up a subnet using a wireless router in bridge mode... I need to play some Media Center damn it.

Friday, June 09, 2006

you said quato

and since i'm working on increasing my photoshop skills, i decided to learn how to make a rubber stamp. yea!

hope you're back to working for the man soon enough.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

My little buddy is gone, hopefully. I had my surgery this morning, and when I came around, my quato wasn't there. My Doctor thinks he got it all, and best of all, no nerve damage. I guess he asked me to smile when i came to, but i don't remember. What a load off my shoulder (or face). My mind is starting to get back together, now. But the Pain Pills I will need tonight will mess it back up. Here are some photos of my face post surgert.

The right side of my face has swollen up to twice it's size. Like a have a tennis ball shoved under my skin. And if you are counting, that is a 4 1/2 inch incision with 22 stiches there. Needless to say, I will not be working the rest of the week, which is good since I baught myself an HD Antenna which actually pulls in FOX and ABC. Hello NBA Finals and NASCAR on FOX.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Happy 6/6/6

We all know who the anti-christ is...

He does what he wants and says what he wants and nobody does anything about it. Somebody in the media grow some balls.

Maybe this guy will. At least he tries.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

evolution of a programmer

here is the evolution of a programmer. i remember up to new professional, after that, my brain turns to cheese whiz. pretty funny, i say.

there's help for you...

are you gay? do you not like being gay? are you beat up repeatedly after going to your gay bars and preying on young unsuspecting lads? our resident gayologist, captain oveur from 'airplane' fame, would like to know: You ever seen a grown man naked? ...have you ever been to a Turkish prison? are you, in the immortal words of lucas black in 'slingblade', "funny, you know. Not funny ha-ha, funny queer"?

if so, there's help for you. god still loves you. not the CATHOLIC god or the PROTESTANT god, or allah... no, but the god at loves you. well, maybe loves you but not your lifestyle because you are an abomination to his word, but he wants to help you with that. so take this pseudo-liberal god's hand and let him pull you out of that back-alley manmeat orgy you are currently up to your prostate in. **limited time offer**.

the above is something called satire, maybe you've heard of it. is a funny site for small-minded people. ah, hell, i shouldn't be apologizing, i'm just trying to help BTVJGJHo get his controversy.