and that's not OUR chump. here is a *AHEM* penisometer. it's a cock-ring that has a pedometer of sorts built-in, so you know how many pumps it takes to get to the center of your... well, what it takes to take her to her happy place.
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Wait a minute. It only has room for 5 digits. I'm going to need more than that.
WHATEVER!
OMG!!
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