Tuesday, June 30, 2009

probably not PC, but...

hey... it's current events.

from QDB:

Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven.
God says to her "You've been such a good sport, I'll let you have one wish."
She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe.
Michael Jackson appears beside her.
God says to Michael "You've also been a good sport for this, you may have a wish as well."
He wishes not to be black in Heaven.
Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxiclean

1 comment:

J Ho said...

If Michael 'was' in heaven then he would appear as he would want to look. So he would already be white, correct?

Also, I never though a hot white chick's death would be trumped by an ugly white woman's death. Where are our values anymore?