Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Because I DON'T Have a Working 360...

1. Forza 2 has been sitting on my mantle unplayed since I picked it up on release day after I had preordered it. At this point, Chad has completed the same number of laps as I have.

2. T has passed me up on Guitar Hero II. At last check he only has one song left to 5 star on medium. I have 3.

3. Brandt Stewart played Aegis Wing with Juddy and T. I take full responsibility for this reprehensive occurance.

4. I sit in my chair, holding my controller, yelling at the TV "Here come the Mexicans, 11 o'clock, behind the big rock. I'm throwing smoke now. T, get ready to put down some C4 on that vehicle." or "Juddy, come get me. I'm down." or "T? T? T, you there? Juddy, is T dead? Juddy? Shit, are you dead too? Fukk..." In reality, the controller is off and the Lifetime movie of the week is on the TV.

5. Self-gratification has lost all its fun.

4 comments:

B Town T said...

On a side note, I have successfully gotten five stars on each song in medium, thus giving me the "Most Likely To Succeed" achievement. It should also be noted that out of me, C, and J Ho, I have had Guitar Hero for the least amount of time, but am farther in the game than both. Of course, this means absolutely nothing in the real world. Thank you.

J Ho said...

T, seriously, i haven't picked up the GH II guitar at all this week. since we had the 'jam session', I have put only 2 hours on the game. Give me some time and i'll pass you back up again.

B Town T said...

You won't pass me up. You may tie me if you can get 5 stars on Carry Me Home and Psychobilly Freakout. The other three achievements you should be able to get easily. Besides you've got the Forza 2 bug, which means you're pretty much done with GHII.

J Ho said...

I will get 5 stars on medium, finish off the other two easy achievments, and wait for GHIII with the multiplayer online fun.