Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?
Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths".
But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?
Of course not, son.
Then how old are they?
Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son.
Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark?
Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.
Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus?
Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!
No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.
That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart?
Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don't want to be a scientist!
Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart.
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And there is NO proof that a bunch of men sat down and wrote a "best seller" either. Scary how creationists are skewing life.
Forget Al Qeada, Iran, N. Korea. Creationism is then biggest issue this country has to face. The first time they get to slip into a crack, the 'wedge' will bust wide open. With Bush appointing Christian Conservative judges who, like Bush, may think 'the jury is still out' on Evolution, the battle will wage on for many years to come.
With many advancements in science, we will start to fall behind the rest of the Earth if little additions like Changing The Whole System (tested repeatedly) The Whole World Believes In (i.e. Evolution). In a time where we need the smartest people and most objective, scientific minds to cure the problems we are facing as a civilization hoping to survive, there cannot be an indoctrination of mumbo jumbo that has no basis at all to be discussed with the children of today in SCIENCE class. What will be the point of DISCOVERY, TESTING, HYPOTHESIS, THEORY if all we need to say is 'it was created by someone (wink, wink) more powerful that us'. The U.S. will be the laughingstock of the scientific community. We will DEFINITELY get the best minds then.
Just like I said at the Cardinal Mooney playoff game last year, 'Those Catholics Ruin Everything'.
This Writer puts it brilliantly
http://www.jewcy.com/advice_and_reviews/
2007-11-15/how_raise_ideological_warrior
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