1. Lil Rounds:
"You make me feel" like changing the channel. She is as close as there is to a BBW on this year's finals. Where is BBW at this year? We need a BBW!
2. Scott MacIntyre:
Don't fall off the stage! Too bad he'll never see Paula's feathered dress.
3. Danny Gokey:
Jamira-gay. How many pairs of different colored glasses does he own?
4. Michael Sarver:
What the hell are you doing on this show! Your co-workers are making fun of you every night at the local bar where you all go after work.
5. Jasmine Murray:
Looks like her mom bought some new hair for the top 13 performances. Boring.
6. Kris Allen:
He sucks! His Wife's Hot! Why is he playing an acoustic guitar for a Michael Jackson song? That is like playing tambourine during a death metal song, it doesn't look right.
7. Allison Iraheta:
She's only 16? She sounds like a rock veteran who drinks a bottle of whiskey a night. Well, she dresses goth but she is not dark; she doesn't cut herself or anything.
8. Anoop Desai:
Kumar! Is there a part of Hollywood NOT invaded by BOLLYWOOD?! FIrst the Oscars, now American Idol. What's next... Bollywood actors on "Celebrity Rebah with Dr Drew"?
9. Jorge Nuñez:
Carnival Cruise Lines is calling... they want their headline act back.
10. Megan Joy:
I was waiting for Bob Hope to come walking out with a golf club over his shoulder. All she needed was a U.S.O. hat. Can't wait to see the rest of her tattoos in Penthouse in four years.
11. Adam Lambert:
When did Zac Efron turn SUPERgay? You go girl!
12. Matt Giraud:
Why, Why am I still watching this show. Paula's pills are wearing off.
13. Alexis Grace:
Her dad looks like somebody who shouldn't be around kids.
Where is the SUPER-SUPER Gay Sanjaya? Where is the BBW? Where is the weird looking back-up singer with her first shot at the front? Where is the crooning 15 year-old boy?
My prediction for American Idol winner? Adam Lambert
1 comment:
For the first time since Idol season 1, I've actually been watching American Idol every week. I do like your comments and would love a weekly update.
Danny Gokey is my favorite, while Jackie is in Lil Rounds Camp. However, Adam Lambert is really coming on strong and may be my new favorite.
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