Thursday, August 30, 2007

New Virus


There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you Receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

DISCLAIMER: I received this post in an e-mail from my mom and thought it was funny so I posted it to the blog. It is not meant to be aimed at anyone as we all suffer from WORK in some way or another. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast.


B-Town V.J.G. J Ho said...

I admit, W.O.R.K. is controlling me right now, but I sure have a D.A.M.N. lot of money in the bank right now to buy more cool stuff.

B-Town V.J.G. J Ho said...

Like the Sirius Stiletto and car docking kit, maybe Tiger Woods 08, and Bioshock, and maybe a dual-layer DVD burner; and i always wanted the HDDVD Planet Earth series.

B-Town V.J.G. J Ho said...

then i can go to a bar, like Hooters, or Adobe Gilas, and buy rounds and shots and leave the waitress a well-deserved tip. Maybe I will buy some scalped tickets for a Buckeye Game, or get some tickets for a Stealer game. I have only been once to the new stadium they've built.