Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Some Interesting News

  • Rappers Jay-Z and Kanye West were partying together last night. More details here.
  • Rick Wasko, of Hilliard, OH, today purchased a slightly used De Lorean DMC-12. He says he has big plans for the car.
  • Scientists at Battelle have begun work on a government project to develop a "Flux Capacitor". Nothing is known about the project as the details are classified.

Disclaimer: The only truth to this post is the first article.


B Town Chump said...

Are you high? What the hell does any of that have to do with anything?

B Town T said...

It's no secret that Wasko loves rap music. His man crush on Jay-Z and Kanye West is no secret as well. And everyone knows he works at Battelle. So if Wasko missed a night of partying with both, he would obviously want to build a time machine to travel back to that night. Somebody cue Huey Lewis and The News.

B Town T said...

You also have to imagine that the Back to the Future Trilogy doesn't exist.