Hola senoritas. I see you've held down the fort quite nobly since I was last in your midst. One thing you lack, however, is...well...Me. Especially B Town Big C - you've been a bad sinner, I'm afraid. Your profile is blasphemy of the first degree. And Redness, have you forgotten everything my prophet, Paul Glozier, taught you? How I rescued you from the throes of the Bier Haus? And the picture above - do you not know that I could wipe out that shark with my big left toe? How sad to see how far you've fallen! Well, there is hope. Just repent of your transgressions and have faith in me and you'll be fine.
1 comment:
Hola senoritas. I see you've held down the fort quite nobly since I was last in your midst. One thing you lack, however, is...well...Me. Especially B Town Big C - you've been a bad sinner, I'm afraid. Your profile is blasphemy of the first degree. And Redness, have you forgotten everything my prophet, Paul Glozier, taught you? How I rescued you from the throes of the Bier Haus? And the picture above - do you not know that I could wipe out that shark with my big left toe? How sad to see how far you've fallen! Well, there is hope. Just repent of your transgressions and have faith in me and you'll be fine.
Cheers,
Jesus
Post a Comment