Thursday, April 13, 2006

well, where's the fun in that?

here is a case where so-called "scientists" are messing too much with a good thing.

now why would you want to mess with such a beautiful thing like alcohol. how are you supposed to teach the youngins not to drink except by waking them up early after a long night of underage consumption. and how do you wake them up? by clanking around the kitchen while making greasy bacon and sloppy, runny eggs and forcing them to eat it. it always works in in the sitcoms.

and how are the ugly chicks gonna get laid? more importantly, how am I going to get laid? oh, wait, there are still roofies. these people aren't looking at the potentially disastrous ramifications of their "work". what are the cops going to do at 2AM when everyone coming out of the bar is stone cold sober? actual police work? i think not. there will be bankrupt police departments everywhere when DUI ticketing income drops drastically, but donut consumption remains steady, if not increasing (cops get depressed too).

those quacks



SOILENT GREEN is PEOPLE!

2 comments:

C said...

Yes, fake alcohol is like the virtual virgin. is it possible warm rubber and baby oil is like a vagina? i hope to god not. this crap about no nausea after drinking makes drinking seem as manly as playing with barbie dolls. i'm piss drunk now. i know i'm piss drunk because i want to throw up and i may have pissed myself whilst typing this. come on folks (or scientists), grow a set.

C said...

also, SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE... IT'S PEEEEEOPLE! SNL told me so.