Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Q: What Does "Zachary Bonebuger" Have in Common With...

...Penny Boggs, Jose Davis, John Heslop, Ginny Lavender, Keith Violet, Michelle Duncan, and Carrie Stevens?

A: Apparently, they wrote a book.

8 comments:

slyght said...

i have no recollection of writing that book. there are some illustrations that lean toward my unique monkey-rendering style, but i can't conform it's authentic.

but seriously, how the fukk did you find this thing?

B Town T said...

Ha ha that's some good shit. Oddly enough I had an encounter with Alfie/Alphie as well. We were riding the bus home from school one day and he had managed to climb up a tall pine tree in Russell Yonyon's yard. I think everyone that was on the bus got off there and watched him. He was up there for a quite a while before taking off into the woods behind Russell's house.

B Town T said...

The Adventures of the Great One? That's definitely not a book about Wayne Gretzky.

B Town Big C said...

Q: What does B Town Big C have in common with Alphie?

A: Both throw feces.

B Town Big C said...

Oh, man, one time in sixth grade I told Penny Boggs that she wasn't worth a nickel. She told Mrs. Bostancic. Mrs. Bostancic told me to write a one page paper on why I should respect my classmates. But I know she was holding back the laughter.

B Town Big C said...

I'm sorry this is going to be way messed up, but it's too good to pass up.

Dude!!! Chapter One??? LOL!!

Q: What does Zac Bonenberger, Penny Boggs, Jose Davis, John Heslop, Ginny Lavendar, Keith Violet, Michelle Duncan, and Carrie Stevens have in common with Alphie?

A: None of them can fukking read!

At least Z figured it out in time to make more money than all of us put together. Props for that.

B Town T said...

Slyght said...i have no recollection of writing that book. there are some illustrations that lean toward my unique monkey-rendering style, but i can't conform it's authentic.

but seriously, how the fukk did you find this thing?


I think this is one of those cases where someone(Z) knew about something that he didn't think would ever show up on this blog.

Kudos to Chad for his dilligent research of everything that is the B Town Boyz.

I think there needs to be a "Where Are They Now" segment about the West Bellaire Elementary School Chapter 1 Reading: Fourth and Fifth Grades.

We know about Z. I read an article recently where Jose Davis is the backup quarterback for the new Cleveland AFL team. We need info for Penny Boggs, John Heslop, Ginny Lavender, Keith Violet, Michelle Duncan, and Carrie Stevens. Get on it.

themom said...

Wow - the memories you all can share!! Very interesting.