brown people like the BTBI²

come one, come all, join the *NEW* BTBI² Fan Club. people are sleeping in cots on the street, bathing in the river, and lining up around the most structurally stable hut in the village just to get autographs and shake hands with india's newest pop star, BTBI².

BTBI² has built a tremendous grassroots following in the past year in front-porch folk clubs spattered throughout india's barren countryside. inspired by artists like the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as prince formerly known as prince, ani difranco, buddha, the gregorian monks of st. bambi the hussy, mating sperm whales in the north atlantic, gary coleman, uncle jesse from "full house" and many more. BTBI² deftly crafts songs about the hardships of being a shy yet humorous fat man in a world dominated by captains-of-the-camel-jockey team with taut bodies glistening in the sunlight, muscles rippling, chest heaving... so much depth and yet SO MUCH POP!!!

so, come on down and meet fellow fans to bond over such chart-topping hits as:

• i can play C and G without looking
• i can play the opening notes to Metallica "One"
• the first few notes of Nirvana "Come As You Are" with minimal wrong strings


and everyone's favorite hit


• practicing the hammer technique on David Bowie's "The Man Who Sold The World"

you, YES YOU!, can join the BTBI² Fan Club by sending $30 (Rs. 1300) to BTBI²'s paypal account here. and if you act now, BTBI² will send you an exclusive autographed sneak-peak photo from his latest video, "me and my pluckin' thumb (feat. the BTBz and Genny from da 616)".

ACT NOW!!!

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