Wednesday, March 01, 2006

FASTEST PORN EVER!!!!!

Two days ago (Monday), I posted about this cool, new adult film I heard about called Pirates. (Please review the post if you haven't already read it) Since Z is the Porn King and I know he doesn't mind spending $$$$$ on porn, I requested a copy be sent to me so that I could study and review this film. In reality, I was only about 25% serious. I didn't actually think that Z would actually send me a copy. Not only was I wrong about that, but I received the movie within 40 hours of publishing the post!!!!

Z, I don't know where you order your porn from, but DAMN, it's lightning fast! That can seriously compete with Pay-per-view as the fastest porn delivery protocol. Whewww! Anyway, thank you very much for sending me porn. I haven't watched it yet, but I will post a full review as soon as I can (or at least a series of smaller, sequential reviews in 5 - 10 minute increments). Also, I am now accepting reservations for whichever BTB wants to review it next.

Once again, Z, thanks for the porn!

9 comments:

B-Town V.J.G. J Ho said...

I will review it next. I would like to have a porn dvd in my collection. wonder what it sounds like on a surround sound system..... i'll always think someone is screwing behind my back.

Mike T said...

I got dibs after J Ho.

REDNESS said...

that porn arrived faster than chad... well you can all imagine what i would have said next.

slyght said...

hahah. i got some hookups in the underground (not really). damn i wanna see it. i have a brand-SPANKIN'-new, jizz-free one at my house as well just waiting on me.

damn you indians!!! let my people go free!!!

mom 2 said...

sorry about your luck but russ is running down the road now to borrow your copy till you get home...he really hates being left out of the "LOOP" thanks from the russell....love ya mom 2

Mike T said...

Ha Ha Ha! Everyone in unison: "Russ is getting a workout tonight!"

ChumpAssFool said...

Uhhhhhhgg! I just threw up a little bit.

slyght said...

i just got a chub

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