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Kristy Lee Cook: Sing 'Amazing Grace' again. And more scenes riding horses. She is a one trick pony (or horse).
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Jo-Ann Borgella: 'Say a little prayer for' me to get this song over quicker. Wow, a BBW can't sing!!!
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Alaina Whitaker: Saying what I want to say will put me in jail. Quit trying to act like Kelly Pickler.
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Amanda Overmyer: 'Please Don't Go' on tour. Wasn't she thrown out of 'Denny's Blue Angel' last weekend?
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Amy Davis: from her website: "I have an enormous capacity for learning and request that I do much more than smile and hand out literature. I prefer to be considered a temporary addition to your sales and marketing team at the trade shows you exhibit. I can learn on the spot about anything from software, mechanical specs on electromagnetic drills, to the capacity of a double-beam microlaser." Just get in a bikini and hand out flyers.
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Brooke White: Didn't she sing last night? ------------------------------------------->>
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Alexandrea Lushington: Alright (what! I can't have a positive response?)
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Kady Malloy: Wait for a mug shot showing her coked out, pulled over driving eradically, coming soon.
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Asia'h Epperson: Waaahhh!!! My dad died two days before the audition!! Waaahhhh!!
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Ramiele Malubay: Super Gay Sanjaya (wait, that was last night) --------------->
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Syesha Mercado: Whatever happened to black chicks named 'Mary'?
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Carly Smithson: I didn't know Trent Reznor can be on American Idol. Snape left Hogwart's?
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The women are tougher to comment on than the men. The men are so lame it is too easy. Going home: Kady and Amy
1 comment:
Kristy Lee Cook = Also does a horse and donkey show for bachelor parties. I hear it's a must see.
Jo-Ann Borgelia = Oprah's next love interest.
Alaina = Hot. She could sing happy birthday and I'd put her through to the next round.
Amanda Overmyer = Elvira: Mistress of the Night, but nastier.
Amy Davis = Comes across as full of herself, and the website proves it. She needs a jolly good rodgering.
Brooke White = Last seen giving Garrett Haley some Elven rope.
Alexandrea = forgettable. not current. not relevant. So I stole it all from Simon. I got nothing for this one.
Kady = If you do get coked out, PLEASE make out with Alaina, and if you could possibly tape it, that would be awesome. Thanks in advance.
Asia'h = The name is pronounced like the continent, so where does the 'h come from? No wonder your dad died. That's what you get.
Ramiele = She looks good in that picture. However, SGS (Super Gay Sanjaya) has much fuller, poutier lips. The nod goes to SGS.
Syesha = WTF is up with her hair? Is she hiding Elvis?
Carly = You don't want to know the amount of drugs she can do in one night. It makes that scene in Face/Off look like a kid's party at McDonalds. Also, Idol, quit trying to make her look young and hot. I like Carly's voice, but the role of hottie has already been filled at least twice over. Make her the semi-attractive rocker we all know she is and leave it alone.
I feel slightly less manly with every episode I watch... *sigh*.
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